one big sexy leg

i was born in a glass of warm water

we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or

I’m reblogging this post because I can never stop fucking thinking about it, it haunts me

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

do i deserve back pain at this age

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

Item: Crystal of Banishment, 2d8 Bludgeoning damage

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

Imagine going to a community college for years, hoping to score a job in the games industry. You learn code, 3D modeling, physics, and more after so much time, get a bachelor’s, and get hired by Rockstar games. Time passes, and your manager says “Yeah you can leave home early, if you scuplt realistic testicles on our horses. Give them realistic physics, make them react to the weather, give these horses testicles right now Jerry!”

video games are an art form