We're rich!

If this post hits 100 notes I'll write a fic about Scout blowing Driller during a mission(complete with mission control snarking and a bulk detonator).

This is still happening btw

YOOOO THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE

CIS MEN CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

This isn't the theme of this blog but I'm not gonna lie this is the funniest thing ever. This man is so mad that people don't like him LMAO

If you see this animal every day at work, and it sings to you during your hardest bouts of labor, you will be distraught if it dies. Even if you know this creature is meant to die in lieu of you, you still hear it when the labor is at its hardest and your muscles are struggling against the weight of your work. It is so small, smaller than your soot-stained hands and louder than the death that follows you. You dont want it to die. The same as a woman does not want her candle to run out ; she knows that is the point, its flame is meant to burn the wick and melt the wax ; but she is not indifferent to its wasting away. She may even save her favorite candle as not to burn it too quickly. Now imagine you are that woman, and there is a way to rebuild your favorite candle that you love the smell of and the way it flickers. Would she rather throw her candle out? Or would she rebuild it? That is a canary to these miners. Would you allow an animal to just die when it has been singing for you? It reminds you that it is alive, and you are too. Its stop of song signifies the lethal danger you are in. Why abandon it? Is the miners' love for a little bird really that surprising?

I don't go here but I'm REBLOGGING ANYWAYS

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT

Oh right you're a suit of armor. My bad worstie.

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT