let's tessellate

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse