I'm with the tree. No, the SMART tree, dumbass.

@rocketmemecoon

I need to work on the design. It got swarmed, and so didn’t actually catch anything.

@rocketmemecoon

I need to work on the design. It got swarmed, and so didn’t actually catch anything.

I didn’t mean to break the fourth wall but I was chasing a bad guy and couldn’t corner in time.

Cap, I don’t think… You know that isn’t… @deadmemepool can you please come explain what the Fourth Wall is to our lovely Cap as I think he’s a bit… Confused.

Wade was with me when it happened! It was a real whole big thing. All better now, though, reality is patched, I’m still played by Chris Hemsworth in the movies, everything is fine. 

tom holland plays tony, in spite of being like, 30 years too young, because hollywood has a phobia of men over 40 in leading roles

No, no, no, you’re all wrong. Tom Hiddleston plays Stark, Matt Damon plays Loki, Tom Holland is Loki, Chris Pratt plays the good Captain, Chris Pine plays me, Chris Evans plays the Lord of the Stars and Chris Hemsworth is in the Detective Comics universe.

I am Groot!

Oh, sorry, Tree! Liam and Chris Hemsworth are both in the Detective Comics universe!

… this level of confusion is why I’ve never watched any of these things…

Dear rabbit, we are not confused! It is however an ongoing joke to be confused between the Chrises of the Wood of the Holly tree.

Yes, my brother is absolutely correct, I am played by Matt Damon and Tom Holland. Also Tessa Thompson, I think?

that was when I had to stop watching those. tessa made a distressingly hot loki and then my brain broke.

I think a Scarlett Johansen plays me? Pretty lady.

I am Groot!

I didn’t mean to break the fourth wall but I was chasing a bad guy and couldn’t corner in time.

Cap, I don’t think… You know that isn’t… @deadmemepool can you please come explain what the Fourth Wall is to our lovely Cap as I think he’s a bit… Confused.

Wade was with me when it happened! It was a real whole big thing. All better now, though, reality is patched, I’m still played by Chris Hemsworth in the movies, everything is fine. 

tom holland plays tony, in spite of being like, 30 years too young, because hollywood has a phobia of men over 40 in leading roles

No, no, no, you’re all wrong. Tom Hiddleston plays Stark, Matt Damon plays Loki, Tom Holland is Loki, Chris Pratt plays the good Captain, Chris Pine plays me, Chris Evans plays the Lord of the Stars and Chris Hemsworth is in the Detective Comics universe.

I am Groot!

Oh, sorry, Tree! Liam and Chris Hemsworth are both in the Detective Comics universe!

... this level of confusion is why I’ve never watched any of these things...

Do a “trick,” get paid in food. Nope, this one’s all me.

Today, on this most auspicious of days, I am watching Star Wars.

... you mean to tell me that weird computer-generated head-bob Han does is because someone decided to mess with how things really went on camera?

@deadcatwithaflamethrower !!!

Chewbacca and kitties is kryptonite.

A flerkin would beat a Wookiee in a fight, right?

ROAR!

I am Groot?

Roar.

I am Groot!

Ahhh... Groot? Maybe best not? I don’t think he can understand you.

About to see it myself. Feel free to scream into my DMs/ask box as well. I'll catch y'all on the other side!

@rocketmemecoon

Raccoon, rabbit, man. At this point, call me whatever you feel like, and if I realize you’re talking about me... maybe I’ll answer. 😜

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A TUESDAY, RABBIT. I REMEMBER NOTHING.

Oh, I know you don’t remember it. I’m telling you. It was Tuesday. Couple weeks ago.

What did I do, sweet rabbit?

Ah, it’s not so bad. You drank all you said, plus a few more barrels of something I’m honestly not sure where you got it from. Then you said that with your new axe, you could totally fly around the world faster than the blink of an eye. Then you said, “See?” and fell over unconscious. Slept it off.

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A TUESDAY, RABBIT. I REMEMBER NOTHING.

Oh, I know you don’t remember it. I’m telling you. It was Tuesday. Couple weeks ago.

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

Compilation of forest spirits

I am Groot!

Making new friends, Groot?

It looks like it would be….runny. I’d want a fork. But yes, I would try it. FOR SCIENCE AND AMERICA! 

Would you eat it in Jello?

Cold pizza is a good thing!