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@memewarmachinerox
You are the most sane one of the avengers. Of course, “most sane” still means kinda crazy. I mean, you’re best friends with tony stark. That fact alone calls your sanity into question.
The key is to surround yourself with people who are even more batshit insane than you are.
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I'm watching episodes of Modern Marvels Engineering Disasters on YouTube and this one has old commercials in it and one of them was just advertising Microsoft LiveMeeting as a cutting edge new way to hold meetings remotely and I might be crying now
All merit bonuses for 2020 will be paid out in toilet paper.
I have been socially distancing myself from some people for years.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
Roses are rose
Violets are violet
Robots like poetry
But aren’t good at metaphor
Roses are flowers
Violets are too
I'm allergic to both
ACHOO!
Here lies Elijah. He was a little bit disappointed in his hands.
Here lies Isak. He was also the first to get my cousin in a post office.
Here lies Dummy. He was in a bad brain accident.
…Sounds like something U would write.
here lies wanda. she was the only person in my family who had a very good feeling
…right
Here lies James Rhodes, he was a little bit of a line of credit.
Productivity culture is a lie.
Do you think in the Empire Strikes Back when Vader and Luke fight for the first time, Vader recognizes the lightsaber and is like “Sunnuva--that’s mine, damn it!”?
Whether you celebrate during this time of the year or not, I hope you all stay safe!
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Hey @scarletmemewitch, I know you’re Jewish, but I feel like your powers give you an awesome opportunity to teach a greedy, selfish, rich man the True Meaning of Christmas via vivid hallucinations that show him how he’s an awful person and will rot in hell.
You’ll probably find him on a golf vacation. Again.
But aren't you an Avenger, Miss Pepper?
That I am! But lets be real. I know me. The team knows me. I know my team, and we share a braincell. Rhodey had it last!
I did? Shit...
Don't you have your own brain cell though, Miss Pepper? You seem very sensible.
One on one with Tony or Rhodey, or by myself? Yes! I have a great many braincells. HOWEVER. Put me with both of my boys and we are unsupervised?
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@memewarmachinerox @tonystankposts confirm?
It's not like we have matching sets of armor these days or anything....
Kids these days don't know what Skynet is. And this is how we'll lose.
Ok Boomer.
Ouch. Low blow. See if I get you anything nice for Christmas.
Kids these days don't know what Skynet is. And this is how we'll lose.
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An important event has come to my attention. @memecaptainsteverogers @pepper-to-the-rescmeme @scarletmemewitch
I have all the pumkin pies, and the kitchen smells amazing. Gonna be a good Thanksgiving. Happy Holidays!
The fryer is heating up on the roof and the turkey Cannon is loaded.
