practically an avenger

please wait in line, i can only have one existential crisis at a time. thank you.

you say i can’t just run away from my problems. i say i can do anything if i believe in myself.

you say “making poor life choices” like it’s a bad thing…

look, when i said that this week couldn’t possibly get any weirder i didn’t mean that as a challenge…

running away and joining the circus only seems like a good idea until you meet someone who actually did it.

all i want for xmas this year is like a hundred naps.

one of the problems with being a superhero is that you think you’re just going out to pick up a pizza and you end up with side quests.

Well Friends It Appears I Have Mistakenly Locked Myself In The Basement Of An Abandoned Dave And Busters Yet Again

i honestly don’t even know which of you all to @ on this one.