we pooped this city!

Kys means kiss your sweetie

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

we're saying hi if you want in on this

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.

sometimes I regret having "USA" in my filtered terms because I just clicked on a filtered post out of curiosity and it was about rehoming a polyamorous peacock. in my endeavour to spare myself from a constant barrage of US politics I am missing out on Peacock Polycule Drama. a sad day indeed