Hello! You can call me Lav. I'm an Abigail fictive in my host's system. I use she/her, we are bodily 23, and I'm here to eat rocks!
Here are the rules for submission:
Include an image of the specific rock specimen you want me to try! I gotta know what exactly you're going for. Because of this, as well as some other factors, submissions over anon are currently not allowed and will be deleted. This may change in the future. (Sidenote: Please do not submit more than 3 different specimens per rock, I can only eat so much at once! If I get more than 3, I will pick 1-3 of the most interesting looking ones to rate. I may or may not come back later for the others, but I make no promises.)
Include an image source as well. I prefer Wikipedia, but if any geology folks know some other reliable sources, absolutely let me know and I'll put 'em on a list. Unsourced submissions may still get posted, but they'll take longer because I'll need to confirm i have the right rock and/or that it's not genai. I'm not a geologist!
Please include some kind of image description if you can manage it. This is also not a dealbreaker, but I'd like to make this as accessible as possible. If you cannot provide one, I'll try and make one, but I'm still not great at it imo.
Not a submission-specific rule, just a general one: Behave about the fact that I'm a fictive. Be respectful. Also be respectful about endogenic systems.
Another general rule/notice: I am a grown-ass woman or whatever the fuck. I'm going to be at least a bit irreverent and potentially make jokes or references not suitable for all audiences. Proceed at your own discretion.
One last PSA: If you are bigoted on this blog, i reserve the right to draw you being put in the torment nexus and/or to Eat You. You're not wanted here until you shape up and learn to coexist with your fellow people in a way that is conducive to a functioning goddamn society/community. Go away.
Keep in mind that as I am a member of a system and not the host, I'm not in front as often as Byrd is. I'll do my best to keep up on all of this but sometimes I might need Byrd to do a bit of writing for me, and overall I might take a bit longer than most gimmick blogs to respond. Absolutely still submit rocks though!
As a sidenote: Please do not tag this blog in donation posts, and please do not submit donation asks to this blog. Donation asks can go to my host's blog, @icannotgetoverbirds , but It doesn't want to be tagged in donation posts either.




















