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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

@hikato-chan @robokitty77 @definitely-not-lordenglish

Really good questions to make to yourself when developing a story. I’m not a great writer, but I looooove story and character development!

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star 

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Leta Lestrange is a Slytherin we deserved

au where leta didn’t die, and theta end up getting married. newt is best man, and asks tina to attend the wedding, which she does. and the wedding is basically the wedding scene from crazy rich asians, with music playing in the background and newtina realising they love each other

Annual reblog.

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

a full ever after of good luck