robthefrench

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

Sorry, I tried to trim it but it declined. Also I might have told it you were the one that wanted it trimmed, sorry. Anyway, best of luck

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

You can lie when you name things

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

#i put this in my queue every time i see it #because it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free (via @majestictortoise)