evil gays

Sometimes your family is your loyal sycophant, an alien hedgehog your grandpa adopted, your AI daughter, and the robot version of your nemesis

^ Posted Robotnik up how I was abt 10 minutes ago, yes that’s an entire charcuterie board in his lap

He's fine

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE!!!! 🌈

so, beacsue i am cronically online as well as a artist, i have been enjoying a lot of posts by @doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik. so out of the love for the empire and this man's helpless yearning, here is a dump of a bunch of doodles i made based off of some of the posts <33

[based off of this post] i submitted this to the doctor and posted it once before, but nothing is stopping me from doing it again, so HAH!

[based off of this post] he was complaining about it not being 'safe' with the first dress, so i fixed it. It was either this thing or a full ass hazmatsuit

[based off of this post] I am going to pop him like a fucking pill he is so cute and itty bitty and just a lil guy.

[based off of this post] what do you mean that they arent canonical?

Huappy Pride Fagotes! you should Fuck Many Asses this pride. or Don't if you are an ace or mauybe you do not like to Fuck Asses. Ok?

my favorite Queer is Dr. Ivo Robotnik so Extra Happy Pride Month to him! (Stone get a happy pride month if he lets me in the polycule but he Won't. so. Fuck You. Your Greed Sickens Me. Ok?)

Cutie tiny guys🤏

A few things to preface:

1) I'm sure there was at least one very peculiar coffee shop that actually had goat milk as a milk option. However I did not find one, probably because, while my family was persuaded enough to let me do this bs and actually drink it, I don't think they would've let me go on a witch hunt for an hypothetical coffee shop instead of visiting actual touristy places. Especially because

2), I'm very much lactose intolerant. Like, "this potato was fried in the same oil as something containing cheese and my stomach knows it" intolerant. This was incredibly stupid of me but the normal amount of focus I give to this ship says that it was the right thing to do 🙏

(it wasn't but I regret nothing)

3), The house we were staying at did not have a steamer (I expected that one tbh).

So, in front of all these obstacles, I did what any person would do in a situation like this

I bought goat milk at a supermarket, heated it on the stove, vigorously stirred it with a whisker to somewhat foam it (it worked???) and then poured it into the coffee made with one of the random capsules I found in the cabinet. Then I drank it.