men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

because they weren't forbidden from drinking water to vacuum seal their skin

This is the only Olympics this year

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

Srsly thats just a regular hunk. Bear is an important term cos there really wasn’t any word for “handsome heavyset man” before the LGBT community came along and opened our eyes to the truth. Calling skinny buff dudes bears is like all those douchebros who are like “i want a thicc gorl” *points to stick thin woman who just has big booby*

now that we know the difference, bears please feel free to send me marriage proposals

Why is it so HUMID

Where is my thunderstorm I was promised thunderstorms literally 99% thunderstorm probability don't hide behind your 1% meteorologists I demand my thunderstorms

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

We probably can, but the question is should we?

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.