I feel like I've been posting way too much about Karma when I should be working but it gets funnier the more I think about
Like imagine being this man:
Grew up on the streets, probably seen your fair share of shit (judging by his and Jacob's scars)
Older brother picks up way too many orphans and you're now a teen dad who did not ask for this bs
Older brother picks up this one scrawny brat who grows up to be taller and buffer than you
Older brother comes up with crazy plan that will likely get all of you captured and/or killed
You agree anyway cause you're a good brother
Older brother picks up random divorced lady with a drinking problem, depression and ptsd
Older brother gets captured, tortured, then dies right in front of you
Drunk lady and your dead brother's plan/rebel group are now your problem
Drunk lady takes your brother's place, wants to continue his crazy plan, you say fk it we ball
Reluctantly bond and become friends with drunk lady
Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 1
Drunk lady goes rouge and picks up random pink kid with just as much issues
Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 2
Drunk lady sees toxic ex, gets shot to save him, dies right in front of you
Pink kid goes rouge and shoots you in the leg, steals your laptop, ruins dead brother's plan
Pink kid drops a fking rocket on you and all your allies because she's hung up on her ex
Pink kid still asks you to save her half dead friendzone
You say fk it fine, cause you're nice that way
You save pink kid's friendzone
Pink kid becomes urban legend, you're stuck with this rude brat and ptsd
You are now in charge of a crumbling rebellion you didn't even start
Rude brat becomes a rebel, gets buffer than you
Rude brat comes back with 5 kids that look like himself, pink kid, dead drunk lady, dead drunk lady's ex, and rude brat's freaky ex
You'll never escape being an unwilling dad/uncle (despite being like 40 and still single)
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