Robin ☆

Ted is like a hamster to me (fated to die in various ways that are at once traumatizingly violent and completely absurd)

Favourite thing about Little Shop of Horrors (the movie) is when Bill Murray shows up for like 5 minutes just to dial the homoeroticism up by 10. Shows up to Freak Dentist's place just so he can outfreak him. Moans in delight when he gets that rusty-ass blade in his mouth. Never shows up for the rest of the musical. What did they mean by this

Seymour Krelborn is a character of all time. He has two friends and one of them is an evil plant. He regularly monologues to said plant even before he realises that he's sentient. The plant becomes sentient and starts singing to him and he doesn't even question that this might be a hallucination driven by his literal anaemia. He is willing to murder his best friend's abusive boyfriend literally the first chance he gets. He points a gun at said friend's boyfriend's face with no plan as to how he would get away with this. The only reason why he doesn't just shoot him in plain sight is because he's too scared to. His boss wouldn't even have suspected him as a murderer if he didn't see him kissing his best friend. No one is doing it like him.

Impressed with how they managed to turn Ted Spankoffski into an even sadder, wetter cat. Joey Richter the man you are <33

„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason

cut scene in tgwdlm where paul and ted sing dead gay son about pete and richie and then make out

And what if I say I've been thinking this for ages