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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

Well the fungi just really like me because of the work I’ve done to preserve green spaces

I’m sure they do you are a delight but I am still mad that they couldn’t own up to their opinions and talk to me and the other trees but instead hide it from our very roots

How am I supposed to be singing to the trees when every note feels flat and out of tune

I don’t mind you can still sing even if you’re out of tune

so do we think theres some way to hack into the fungal communication network and use it for transferring data and such?

I can connect to it.

Can you text through it?

That would require you get a phone connected to it

The texting equivalent then. Do the mushrooms have hot goss?