Radiant System

it would be so so so satisfying to be a sea leviathan and emerge from the depths to get my jaws around a large ship and feel it crunch and shatter as I bite into it

it must feel good as fuuuuuck to be a dragon and have a ballista bolt bounce off your scaly hide

I am obsesssssed w this creature plz look

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

What, do you want them to make like, a gay like button or something?

Mmmm... Pank.