Stephcass early romance is like: "Hey there, do you wanna haunt my narrative?" followed by dying, disappearing or both
DC had it out for these girls but they didn't realise that every editorial mandate only made StephCass STRONGER.
In a dark bunker somewhere, an evil cabal plots and schemes: "Why are these strong but nuanced and believable female characters still alive? I only asked for one simple thing, gentlemen. Are none of you competent enough to handle this job?" "We've tried, sir! But.. but... they're not normal girls!" "Nonsense. All teenage girls can be fridged." "Sir, you don't understand... their powers have combined!" "What?! No! We didn't write them that way! We made sure both of them have kissed boys on-panel! One of them has a steady boyfriend, for God's sake! We gave her a baby, so everyone knows she's had sex with a boy, so there would be no trace of doubt! We planned for every possible scenario! They can't possibly be--" "I'm afraid we forgot to account for the bisexual variable, sir." "No..." "It's too late. They're too gay... they're too powerful..." "No! It won't end this way! I won't allow it! We have to split them apart! DEPLOY THE EXTENDED TORTURE SCENE! ROLL OUT THE MURDER! TURN ONE OF THEM EVIL!" "Sir, it's not working! They're so gay that they're not just haunting each other's narratives, they're now literally haunting each other!" "NOOOOOOOOO....!"













