i get a little bit kangaskhan

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

does being ignored a lot like all the time in early childhood and late childhood and adulthood continuing on to the exact present moment cause any sort of lasting negative psychological effects or am i in the clear

does being ignored a lot like all the time in early childhood and late childhood and adulthood continuing on to the exact present moment cause any sort of lasting negative psychological effects or am i in the clear

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons