i get a little bit kangaskhan

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

im a protected species you fucking asshole

hiiii sorry to be on anon in your inbox but i just wanted to check if you were aware that OP of that last post you reblogged has done some Yikes stuff. like… OP wants to fuck. OP likes it rough. and OP got a big oily butt. a big round wet mcmuffin

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight