Yawning Moose

I am so impressed

this is the best one

friends: why are you single? me screaming inside: IM FUCKING UGLY me: idk I just don’t have the time for anyone

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

Cause I learned a long time ago that people just seem to like me more when I just shut up and listen and even more so me speaking in most relationships have been some of my most regrettable moments... what the fuck ever tho.

if you were previously homophobic but realize you were wrong: that’s ok, u are learning if you are struggling with internalized misogyny: that’s ok too, keep fighting to overcome the sexism that society perpetuates if you were accidentally trans phobic but are fixing it: great, we need everyone on our side if at any point u were wrong and are trying to fix it: we accept you and we were all there. keep working to be a good person

Yes. Not everyone is born liberal. Many people are raised by racist or homophobic parents. Not their fault they end up that way for a little while. Ya just gotta learn eventually.

!!! this is so important, do not attack people for their ignorance, educate them. it’s a lot more beneficial