whelp

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

nobody is coming to save you. get up

Honestly the only slur I ever get called is 'gay' or 'homo', people here just aren't very creative with their slurs anymore

I want to be able to wag my tail when a girl is being nice to me!!!

I replied this to the wrong post.

@straycatj

damn that shit is light lmfao

stupid punkass anvil

yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.

This anvil fucking sucks.

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

ok.

@snapscube why in the FUCK are you sorry for this masterpiece, queen

“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all