“These two 1920s baptist ministers have elaborate roleplaying fantasies that they sometimes send coded messages through” is brilliant and it’s so funny to me that midnight burger took the time to clarify that yes, they do fuck in every single one.

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“These two 1920s baptist ministers have elaborate roleplaying fantasies that they sometimes send coded messages through” is brilliant and it’s so funny to me that midnight burger took the time to clarify that yes, they do fuck in every single one.

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“I asked chat gpt—” yeah well I asked the mucklewains and they gave a sermon about not worshipping false idols
this blog is a safe space for men who want to be tied to a chair and sexually tormented
did you know that you can straddle a girl's thigh to force her legs to stay open and hold a vibrator against her clit until it's puffy, extremely sensitive and throbbing in a way that reverberates through her entire body? more importantly: did you know that that's the perfect moment to pull the toy away and slap her cunt really hard while telling her how pretty she looks?
but, just to soothe her, you need to get between her legs and press your tongue against her clit. she's going to cry and whine and try to push you away but you can ignore her, she knows her safeword and is perfectly aware she could stop this whenever she wants but she... doesn't. anyway.
girls are such fun fucktoys <3
ever had a pistol in your mouth? it's suprisingly comforting. cold, hard, unyeilding steel covered by warmer, softer polymer. it was dragged across my tounge and pushed into my throat by a very shouty woman. she was asking me questions, which i thought was a bit silly, but she didn't seem concerned. she had a wild look in her eye, and even if i could talk, i doubt she'd listen.
"having fun?"
she backed up, leaving a trail of spit connecting me to her gun. i wanted it back. i turned to look at her comrade, the woman leaning in the corner by the door. she was taller, long blonde hair, wearing the same off-white tank top, olive cargo pants, and combat boots as her friend. rebels.
"fuck off!! why'd you call me in here anyway? this thing doesn't know shit." she smacked me with her gun.
"who said this was an interrogation?"
"wh- how the fuck is it not an interrogation? she's tied to a chair, we're in a concrete room, what else could it be?"
the woman smiled. she was heating her knife with a lighter, turning it in her hands. "you looked so excited! i didn't want to spoil it."
gun lady was turning red. "i-im not a pervert like you are!! i was doing my duty for the rebellion!" she crossed her arms with a hmph.
knife lady smiled. "look down."
she did, and she saw the erection poking up from my tied-together thighs. she was staring for a bit too long.
chuckling from the corner. "not at her, you idiot."
i looked too. her situation wasn't much different from mine. she'd managed to turn redder.
"f-fuck you!! why'd you bring me here?!" she was pouting a bit.
the woman turned to her, letting her smile drop. "you wanted to know about what i do here, right?"
"y-yeah..."
she gestured at me with the knife. it'd just begun to glow a little. "this one's a hound. we picked her up about a month ago. shes in for reconditoning; she's doing quite well, if you can believe it. she's close to picking out a name." she turned to me, with a small smile on her face. it made me smile too.
"what, you're gonna make it normal again?"
the woman's smile faded, and she sighed. "previous rehabilitation techniques failed because they tried to rebuild a construct of what a person once was. that person is gone, gone forever. there's no more 'normal' for it to return to." she turned to look at me again. "we need to meet it where it is. we need to let it grow, redevelop its autonomy." she flicked her lighter closed, and stood up. "observe."
she walked over to me. slowly, deliberately. she reached her hand up behind my hair, stroking my head gently. the tip of knife's spine rose to my throat; i could feel the heat radiating off it. she was smiling again, looking me in the eye. "ready?"
i took a moment to steel myself, before nodding. burning pain shot through my neck, and the warmth radiated through my whole body. i was shaking, twitching, gasping, moaning. everything blended together. i tried to move my head, but she held me firm, forcing me to look her in the eyes. she was grinning wider than ever, biting her lip slightly, muttering pleasant reassurances into my ear. it was good. it hurt. it hurt. i wanted to be good for her. it hurt. it... it hurt. it hurts. i tapped my hand on the chair, and immediately she withdrew the knife and loosened her grip.
"good girl! you did so well!" she cooed, petting me with her free hand. i smiled and panted, barking a bit. she turned to look at her comrade, beaming. "see that? that was a safeword. she wouldn't have done that a month ago."
"what the fuck? you're a gods-damn pervert!"
"so what?" she was still grinning ear to ear. "you think the fucking imps are any better? they could've made her into anything. they made her into this."
"wh-why the freak sex stuff? isn't that bad for them?"
"quite the opposite. they need it." she pet me affectionately. "soon enough, it'll be able to ask for it. right now, it just begs with its eyes." she squatted down next to me, and i rubbed my head into her hand. "its healthier to recontextualize than to repress. like i said, we need to meet them where they are. the imps would have us believe there are only people to lead, and dogs to follow. they're wrong. we're all people."
"oh, yeah. and it's total coincidence that this worldview of yours lets you torture girls for fun."
a cruel glint flashed in her smile. "the world can be a beautiful place sometimes."
END

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why do you hate freedom let her blow things up
(Forgetting the words gaslight gatekeep girl boss) I don't think we can plushie princess pisskink our way out of this one, girliepop
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(Forgetting the words gaslight gatekeep girl boss) I don't think we can plushie princess pisskink our way out of this one, girliepop
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK
It's the most Jerma-like movements possible
"Woo! Up in smoke!"
"There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole."
"Foxgirl pussy is so good it makes you believe in god??"

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"Counting or not counting compulsory domestication?" *needle pierces neck*
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I sometimes joke about folks in my parents' generation who think Scooby-Doo ran for like one season in the 1960s and are shocked to learn that it has like thirty seasons, but it's become increasingly clear that this is basically how a lot folks of my own generation think of any webcomic they read in high school. Any time I bring up a long-running webcomic it's like, okay, I'm glad this is such a Nostalgic Blast from the Past™ for you, but we are discussing an ongoing piece of serialised media that last updated as recently as this morning. Do try to keep up!
@free-hea1th-care replied:
It is bizarre how long they run through
There are comics running new material in the daily newspapers as we speak that have been doing so continuously since the First World War. The sole reason the longest-running webcomics only have archives about thirty years deep is because the medium itself isn't much older.
Like, we need to understand that it's completely normal for an ongoing piece of serialised media to run for multiple decades. It's not typical, but it's also not bizarre. Don't let media optimised for binge consumption skew your frame of reference; people never stopped making long-form serialised media. They're doing it right now.
For me the surprise is less how many of them are still running, as it is how few of the authors are still cisgender
Jeph Jacques is probably a lost cause, but I know folks who are still holding out hope for Randy Milholland.
Anybody who is surprised that Dan Shive is no longer cis has not at any point been paying attention to their comic.
I think my favourite obvious-in-retrospect case that basically nobody called at the time is Jackie Lesnick. She kind of flew under the radar because horny anime-inspired webcomics in the 1990s were just Like That, but doing an archive crawl in 2026 knowing what we know now raises a lot of questions which have subsequently been answered.
'The creator of Girly is trans' the creator of the sandwich was hungry
OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word
marathon durandal ass images
i swear to god something about spring just makes me want to get my tits out (x)

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>it’s wet
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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME