R.Lidell

“I am physically and emotionally exhausted, so if you are not bringing me brownies, please get out of my way,” Astrid said to the person standing in front of her room.

“Brownies? Like the happy brownings I have wit tea with pops?”

It’s a welcoming party. It gives us a chance to get to know each other and possibly make new friends.”

“I see, Well like an Unbirthday Party?”

You’re asking the wrong person then. I’ve never been to a dance before. Don’t know if I plan on breaking that streak just yet.

“Well then not entirely sure if I want to go.How are you?”

“Yup that is so.You know , the unlucky bastards that were dumped on The Isle of The Lost from birth and main crime is existing?I assume you don’t mean a literal oyster but curiosity is good.Would you class your parents as chaotic neutral then?”

“Well about possibly yes, Oyster um in a way no not literally in a way yes.”

“What isn’t there to get exactly?”

“The whole reason for this”

“A welcoming dance.To welcome what?”

“Um,yes I,yes I did.You?Where did you grow up?”

It’s easy, just dress up and dance.

“Well of what occasion? An Unbirthday?”

What part is so hard to understand?

“Well ,the reason they are having it.”

“It’s the heros way of bribing us vilain kids to behave and try to fit into their way of life after have to fend for ourselves our entire lives.I’m not happy about it but I can’t miss a good party.”

“Villain kids, is that so then? Well my mom’s not much of a hero just an oyster who got curious. My dad is well not really either as well. SO I don’t know where I stand here. Well interesting.”