Ryan

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone

If you hear someone say “Hey, Miss” it sounds normal, but if you hear “Hey, Mister” you expect to see a young boy from 1940 selling you newspapers.

I haven’t been asked for a single bitcoin even the bots know I’m poor

What if the moon landing didn’t happen it just grew a flag like that.

Neil Armstrong was just already there

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

um. good morning and what the fuck 

Yeah fandoms are cool and all but like have you ever dialed (+1) 202-759-7593 to let ur senators know that you oppose the repeal of net neutrality

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

bitch me too the fuck