Did I fall asleep?

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

‪Lesbians hold up half the sky. The other half is bi women. ‬

if you don’t like cats you’ve just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that’s chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it’s something that’s so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it’s the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love

every day i hear about things and im sick of it

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

Tbh I wonder what Marie kondo says for items that are gifted to you that you disliked but feel bad about throwing it away bc that is a lot of clutter in my room

Transcription: “My manager at Abercrombie was a woman who I think - she seemed twenty years older than me, she was probably three years older than me - and the most distinct thing I remember happening is: one day I was eating an apple and she said, “What does that taste like?” and I said, “An apple?” and she said, “Yeah, I’ve never had one.” She was later arrested.”

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one