trashlord

Let’s smoke this blunt so we can smoke this other blunt.

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

I am trained in gorilla warfare

Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself

they’re WHAT

“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.” 

*screaming*

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

baby girl you’re really gonna let him treat you like that when he doesn’t even recycle or reduce his carbon footprint ?