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Official Kung Pow Pussy Post

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

so bowser can kidnap peach a thousand times but still be the cool gay dad but dimentio does one spicy little thing and hes iredeemeable? smh you all hate seeing short kings win

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Mario and me wear matching shoes because we care about each other.

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