Nerdiest Knob

Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

that fact made this even better

That actually makes it 100000000% better bc it means it’s not some creepy rando getting up in his face.

Context makes me so happy

as an adult who has finally been on the other side of the “oh you’ve gotten so tall” thing, let me just say when adults say this to kids we’re not being sentimental or anything, it’s just that you’ve given us an abrupt & unwelcome reminder of the passage of time and our own mortality 

I have cousins that will randomly have a growth spurt when they’re 12 and be taller than me. Then they’ll have another one at 15-16 and be well over 6 foot tall. When I say “You’ve gotten tall” to them, it’s more in the spirit of “Stop that! That is enough!”

When I say “You’ve gotten tall,” it’s more in the spirit of "Stop that! That is enough!”

I'm like the shortest person in my family and so especially when I don't see my nieces and nephews or little cousins for a bit and they have a growth spurt it's kind of a mix between the unwelcome reminder the passage of time sprinkled with a little bit of GOSH DANG IT I AM A HECKIN GROWN UP!! STOOOP BEING BIGGER THAN ME!!!!!!

the colours are inverted

What about the Roseate Spoonbill?

generic brand birds

This is creepy as fck

So many people try harder and harder each year to come up with scary costumes, but we done did already got beat

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

castlevania boss music

The finally boss music to me life

Oh 2020, always ruining our plans with the apocalypse

“ Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40’s and 50’s that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva – a.k.a. the TritoneKings.” There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.

I now know who I want to be like when I'm old

Straws aren’t killing the planet, its animals, or people. They’re a microscopic fraction of an iota of a percentage of the problem. You want to do something? Ban plastic fishing nets. Anything else is just a hollow feel-good gesture at the expense of real living disabled people.

i have an environmental degree and i’ve been saying this since this straw ‘debate’ started: its all a tactic by those in power to distract people’s attention from bigger issues such as fishing waste. don’t fall for it. and don’t be a dick to disabled people who need straws to make their lives easier.