An Actual Jew...ish...Witch

Also: There’s this thing that none of you seem to know about called “metonymy”, where you use a whole to stand in for a part. (It is a figure of speech that replaces the name of a thing with the name of something else with which it is closely associated.) It’s called metonymy, when a trans person (I’ll just stick with this to make it easier to explain) makes an exasperated statement. When they say cis people they mean transphobic people, the system that cis people have put in place to prevent trans people from being able to have certain rights/etc, the fucks who call themselves, “gender abolitionists”, etc. Just like, for example, when someone says “America is shit". Obviously not every single solitary person who lives in America is shit. They mean that America as a system is shit. (The government, violence against anyone not deemed worthy enough, basic refusal to acknowledge a lot of things, etc.) Or “The White House is concerned about terrorism”. Clearly, not every single being residing in The White House is concerned about it. (The dogs aren’t, of course). There are individuals within who do. In this case, The White House as a whole is use in place of the names of each individual.

So basically “down with cis” = , down with the ideation that “you have to be this exact way to be a girl/boy, down with the system and society that enforces it, down with equating gender to genitals, down with the people who dehumanize trans people and act as if they are less worthy because they are trans, etc. The statement doesn’t mean every single cis person on the planet ever to exist. When they make a comment like ‘i hate cis people’. They are substituting cis people for the concept of a system/culture that demonizes, disrespects and dehumanizes trans people, and legitimizes and normalizes transphobia/transphobic acts so that people constantly do those things either without realizing it, or while believing that it’s completely okay to do because everyone around them is doing it, so they blow it off like its no big deal and can’t possibly be doing any harm.

Mother & Daughter, Mahgreb, 1930s by Jean Besancenot

I remember being a very cheery shippy little fandom baby and then somebody would come along and be like “haven’t you seen the canonical family trees? They show that Deersong and Snakemouth [or whatever] are third cousins once removed” because every fucking character in that whole series was related.

instant oatmeal packets with fruit in them - $3 probably and this can be breakfast all week and maybe even a lunch or dinner too since you usually get 10 packets

bag of rice - $2-3 depending on size. 1 cup dry rice makes enough for about two meals depending on what you add in. if you get cheap rice, rinse it before cooking

canned beans - usually under $1 per can - mix the can with your rice and you have a meal. chili-spiced beans will make bean tacos. Rinse non-spiced beans before adding to anything.

Tortilla - usually around $3 but you get like 8-10 of them. Tacos, wraps, and quesadillas are all fair game here

lettuce - $2 max around here, either a head of something or bagged precut depending on preference, use as a salad or on tacos

protein other than beans of some sort - probably $5-7 for meat, $2-3 for eggs. sometimes I can get bags of frozen chicken breasts in this price range and each is usually 2 meals if I add in a bunch of veggies. fry/scramble eggs and add to any of the options. 

your favorite stir fry sauce - $3ish

vegetables - $5ish. literally anything that you can 1. fry in a pan and 2. you’ll eat. fresh carrots are usually pretty cheap. get frozen if it’s cheaper and you’re strapped for cash/prep time on this part. 

alternative to stir fry:  pasta (~$2), fresh tomatoes (~$2), cheese (~$3). 

Adding also: the single most nutritious food on earth is potatoes in their peel. Potatoes + some milk and butter = everything you need. They don’t last all that long, but they’re fairly cheap and the quickest cheat to “How do I not fuck my body up.”

(Cooked potatoes’ll last a while in the fridge. Potatoes nearing the end of their useful lives? Cook them to half-done first, figure out what to do with them later.)

Easiest baked potatoes: slice thinly but not paper-like, spread like cards, brush with oil (a silicone baking brush is totes worth the little it costs), spread salt and pepper (a little less than you think you’d like), cover with foil, stick in oven or toaster-oven at 150C for 40min. (If you have the patience, at that point click up to 180C, remove the cover and add 10-20min.) Reheats well, lasts in the fridge longer than it’ll take you to nom.

Dead-Animal-Free Whole Protein: some legumes + some grain. AKA rice and lentils, or rice and beans. (Maybe some fried onion for flavor; onion’s cheap and stays good a descent while. Fried onion makes everything taste better and keeps forever in the freezer, so frying up a bunch and keeping portions is not a half-bad idea.) (If going for the beans option - lentils are cheaper around here but fuck if I know what it’s like in your area - dump some tomato sauce and oil in; canola or soy are best health-wise, and far cheaper than olive; avoid corn.) Oh, what does instant couscous go for in your area? It keeps for fucking ever, it’s usually cheap, and it takes well to any and all added taste.

If you get to choose, black lentils taste the best and need the least soak-time (0-20min), green lentils are best for cooked stuff and red lentils are best in soups. (Red lentils + potatoes + root vegetables of choice + spices; cut into small pieces, cook, run through the blender if you wanna [stick blender’s awesome], freeze in portions.)

When possible, get instant soup mix. Get the good instant soup mix. (The kind that’s not made primarily of sugar, yeast or both. The rest is optional.) Dump 1/2tsp (or more, but start on the low end) into couscous, or chicken, or sprinkle over potatoes being stuck in the oven. Whatever. It’ll make most cooked-food-type things taste better. And again, lasts forever on the shelf.

And speaking as someone who is also living off oatmeal, beans, and brown rice, if you need recipes, I have them! 

Today I made 16 bean soup with chicken sausage and it was crazy good and I got 8 servings out of the one batch (froze half). I usually get the cheapest beans I can find, and GOYA bags of beans are usually $1-2. I soaked them overnight,rinsed them, and threw them in a gallon lidded saucepan with 2 boxes of chicken stock (also on sale for $2), two bay leaves, sauteed green pepper, onion, and celery, some garlic from a jar, about two tablespoons of dried herbs de provence,and the “fancy” bit was adding $6 bourbon and apple chicken sausages. You can actually sub veg stock for chicken and skip the sausage and make it vegan and it would still taste great.

Oh and I’ve been doing steel-cut oats. I don’t buy the name brand ones, I just pick whatever store brand/generic I can get for less than $4. They take about ½ an hour to make, but they’re super tasty and I make 2 cups of dried oats at a time with dried cranberries and that’s breakfast for 4 days at least. 

“Well then there’s something wrong with you hormonally, normal people aren’t like that.” Yeah, there is. But it’s not causing my asexuality.

“Sex can be beautiful once you find the right person” I’m sure it can be. I just don’t happen to be interested in it. Stop trying to force people into things they aren’t comfortable with based on your own personal experiences with relationships!! It’s not healthy for them!! It’s not appropriate!!

“Then they’re going to cheat on you”. Then that sounds like a super fucking personal problem, if they can’t be faithful to someone without having sex with them knowing that person is asexual, then they shouldn’t be with that person.

“You can’t have a real relationship if you don’t love someone enough to do that” This one caused me to traumatize myself trying to prove I loved someone with every part of me, so way to fucking go.

“We need to focus on that, then” (A fucking therapist said that one to me, and refocused all her efforts and time on trying to fix my asexuality instead of devoting that time to working with my fucking C-PTSD and DID). No comment.

“There’s drugs to fix that!” There’s drugs to fix a lot of things, but giving me a higher sex drive still won’t change my orientation.

“How can you still have a sex drive, then?” Human beings have those most of the time. It doesn’t mean I want to do anything about it with another person.

“No, you’re not. You loved me. We were in a relationship!” Yeah. We were. I did love you. That doesn’t make me not asexual, jagoff.

“But you’ve had sex!” Yes, I have. What’s your point? That you can no longer say, “you’ll change your mind once you try it” or “you’ll change your mind once you’re an adult”? Yeah, it didn’t change my mind. Neither did turning 18, which was years ago.

Stop putting down your children, friends, and family down for being asexual, whether it’s intentional or “out of love” or not.

Stop telling them they won’t find love if they don’t have sex with someone.

Stop telling them they can fix themselves with medication.

There is evil in the world, but it doesn’t mean you have to fall into the capitalistic trap that teaches us from a young age that if you’re not able-bodied, mentally healthy and contributing to the work force, you are a useless drain on society and its resources and undeserving of the kindness that’s shown to those who are able to work and whatnot.