the body swap genre should really come back why did we as a society abandon this

honestly hilarious that the lannister siblings are all history freaks in different directions. cersei rolls her eyes that jaime doesn't know what the second blackfyre rebellion was about while he rattles off the tale of ser luthor pisseryon of daeron i's kingsguard, who served for all of seven moons before he died shitting himself en route to dorne. meanwhile tyrion's sitting in the corner reading maester leomore's neo-myrxist critique of archmaester hargreave's account of the Storming of the Dragonpit (The Warrior Himself: Examining the Dying of the Dragons in the Light of the Seven) and not paying attention to it one bit because he’s moping about how everyone in kings landing hates him, the imp, because he’s ugly and rich, and not because he’s a feudal overlord who is fundamentally detached from the immediate concerns of his starving subjects

to give cersei credit, despite not receiving the education reserved for a male heir, she seems to know as much as (or more than) jaime about recent targaryen history. tyrion's obviously the most well-read of the siblings, but the situation speaks to how little tywin understood his own children.

i CAN'T get over gwayne being like "lets just go to oldtown and you can work for me :) we don't have to die here" and criston being like "i would rather get torn to shreds here than have another job."

genuinely laughed out loud at gwayne finallyyyy understanding that criston cole is suicidal suicidal.... take your sensitive ass back to oldtown we crave our own destruction in this mf!!!

MY psychologically dense and thematically coherent television show written and directed by women 🤍

This is the RIVERLANDS we BETRAY OURSELVES FOR NOTHING and DIE in our THOUSANDS NAMELESS and PURPOSELESS and FORGOTTEN BY THE NARRATIVE in the MUD and they will SING NO SONGS OF IT take your sensitive ass back to the reach!!!!!!!

you are just mad because time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me