Rice Risotto Jr.

the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

Quote from man pranked: "Aw, Shucks!"

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

Hi no I'm pissed off about the age verification laws and bills again. So many grown adults out there going, "The internet should be safe for my children," with all the brazenness of someone walking into a bar and saying, "You need to stop serving alcoholic drinks because I want to drop my children off here all day while I'm at work." Except at the same time they're also demanding that arsenic be added to all the drinks, including the ones being served to children

The true challenge facing contemporary indie tabletop RPG design is coming up with cover art that doesn't trip itch.io's adult content flagging while still making it 100% clear that there exists a version of this illustration where the central figure has their cock out.

Cover art where the cock is on full display but escapes censorship because it's sufficiently esoteric as to render it unrecognisable to those who don't already know it's a cock is a different thing, albeit also a very fun one if you can pull it off.

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

Who the heck are these characters?

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

my childhood = ruined.