Just Squidding

Reasoned my way out of an intrusive thought by telling myself ‘you don’t see that number this often for any reason other than it being the only one you take note of’ and got cut off with a ‘good jobbb! :DD’

1000 years dungeon for writers who make giving up a beloved plushie part of a growing up arc

The other day I saw this recipe for a burger with guava bbq sauce and pineapple and bacon and it’s literally been rotating in my mind ever since. I think it’s my life’s destiny to make and eat this burger

I’m the kind of person who reads ‘ofc’ as ‘ofcourse’, but I do find it quite fun to read it as a polite, earnest ‘of-fucking-course’ sometimes

You VERBED adjective noun

I wish this was the kind of website I posted selfies on because I feel so cutes rn

Hello my name is Amphiprion ocellaris and I love you ❤️