Tien

stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

This is the greatest thing

ever think about how istanbul was constantinople… now it’s istanbul, not constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

thats nobody’s business but the turks

Well even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Why’d they change it?

I can’t say.

people just liked it better that way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

@thesaltyminority this is so funny

biggest lesson learnt this year is probably to not give so much of yourself to people who will not do the same for you

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

“ buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle “

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

Guys it’s real Here’s the link to the actual bill: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585/cosponsors Go here: https://callyourrep.co/ Find your house rep CALL THEM The aid I just spoke with for my Republican Rep was really nice and asked if I had any comments to pass along to her EMPHASIZE THE FCC SHOULD NOT SET THE PRECEDENT THAT THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH NO OVERSIGHT I know you guys don’t wanna talk to people, god knows I didn’t want to either but for the good of us all, CALL THEM BE HEARD They can’t say ‘these are fake’ the way the FCC did

i dont live in the USA but i have friends that do so i’ll reblog the shit out of this for you guys

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

Ok I know this is a DC blog but HOLY HELL

This is why speedsters are fucking OP