everyone always goes on about poor prometheus but what about the eagle having liver for lunch every day surely she would’ve fancied some fillet from time to time

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they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it

you’re in a State of depression

“when you, Americans, weren’t even in God’s mind. Ciao.”

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

weird fuckin kid

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

that’s horrifying! thank you

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.