Not Cute

Okay, I’m not a fan of Miley, and I’m all for Nicki standing up for herself against a perceived threat, but did y’all even read the interview?

Nicki’s tweets:

Miley’s interview:

She’s not wrong. When you make something about yourself, it has much less impact than if you make it about an entire group of people. “There’s girls everywhere with this body type.”

The only problematic thing she actually said was this:

Which, by the way, is also not wrong. Nicki is a boss ass bitch, and sometimes that means being perceived as rude. But sometimes it also means derailing the point you were trying to make in the first place.

And y’all not even talking about Taylor Swift’s involvement in all of this. Probably because she’s your resident fave.

Nicki is also the only female rapper to ever win six BET Hip-Hop Artist of the Year awards six years in a row, so, you know, maybe she’s a little more pissed about not winning this particular award rather than not being able to represent girls who don’t have slim bodies.

And personally? If someone had called me a bitch on national television, I would have torn them a new asshole. But no one’s talking about how Miley handled it: “We’re all in this industry. We all do interviews. We all know how they manipulate. Nicki, congratulations.”

Miley doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting, and I think somewhere inside, you all know that.

But then again:

Well, to start…

Nicki went to her roots…had an awkward K.Michelle and Tamar moment…and then went straight gangsta after thanking her pastor.  

So during her performance, I was like…

And then Taylor Swift popped up and I was like..

But then Nicki walked UP to the stage..

And then I was like…

But then..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….

and I was like…

The Downtown song is dope, but it’s time for Melle Mel to close that shirt.

Miley hurt my eyes when she walked out

Britney isn’t there

The stage is dope

Miley…what do you have on?

I want The Weeknd to do those moves from the video

Oh! He did it!

I wonder if they know this song is about cocaine…hmm

At least he’s singing live…at times

If one of these hand dreads catch on fire, I’m rolling

Kanye was grooving lol

Oh, my bad, Kanye.

But, Kanye. What was that?

Like…How, Kanye? What was that. I felt like you had a message, but then you thought of a bird…a happy bird. That bird messed up your thoughts and you started to wing it. I thought he was going to tell us the Bush’s baked beans recipe, the 11 herbs and spices…I thought he was going to bring out Tupac. I mean….geez….It was like listening to your drunk uncle give you life advice…but, in the back of your mind, you’re not listening because he still lives with your grandparents and works at Dollar Tree.

I went from being…

to…

WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALLLLLL ROOTING FOR YOU!

But let’s face it…the tribute they did for him was lackluster…ok…horrible.

I can’t vote for THIS Kanye…nope

Everyone was looking at Kanye when Taylor won lol

But then, Pharell made it all better

What is a Demi Lovato?

Where did they find Iggy?

No..I’m not gonna mention the Fanta Boys and Girls she had on stage. That was a lot lol

Beiber…this is my song….he sounds bad though

 This is one boring powerpoint presentation

What is he crying for? Ahhhh…the Chris Brown approach the dancing and lip-syncing. Gotcha

“Jussie Smolley’ Who?

Kanye dresses like my dad

When Kim Stood up

And Miley’s Last performance…

But I can’t end this without talking about Tori Kelly. 

Lawd!

The Show was actually better than I thought it would have been. But it still wasn’t much.

Until the next time,

-went out of her way several times to exploit and harass kim kardashian

-sexualized/humorized free the nipple (claims to be feminist)

-disrespected nicki fucking minaj

-made a comment that she would vote for trump

-mocked kanye west after he gave a heartfelt speech

-used the reference ‘mammy’ to describe a black man

-wore dreadlocks knowing cultural appropriation is a sensitive topic currently

-is out of fucking control.