nal is maya angeline

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

out of the shower wet is like a different wet. dry in 5 minutes. ocean wet lasts 20 minutes and if you get bath wet you’re wet for like an extra hour

so i bought stronger weed last night

these are so cute!! not to mention, with coronavirus, it’ll be better to bring your own straw than drinks from cups or glasses at public places/restaurants 

i— the descriptions…..

If sometimes you think a product is useless and wasteful; stop and recall that not everyone is as physically capable as you are. If you can live comfortably without using straws, or buying pre-chopped vegetables, or a chair with a cushion that helps push you up when you stand, CONGRATULATIONS! But these products were not designed with YOU in mind.

This is very useful but also… the description… i’m going to try and wash my thoughts out with bleach why am I like this

REUSABLE STRAWS ❤️

Been meaning to get myself

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Nice Day

bye

Much better meme

I literally can hear it 😭

i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

So you paid more than they did?

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

😂