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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

#i think about this tweet every time i eat popsackle #truly life-changing

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burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

segamascott

#wouldn't you like to know weatherboy?

the-cheshire-cat-grin

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

ohnoesnotagain

689K likes, 34K comments - lilnasx on June 17, 2026: "wellll HELLLO! 💕😭".

shinraalpha

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

queerpeers

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

queerpeers

xuxii-bunny

Is there a transfem version?!?

queerpeers

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

isuggestrespecttranspeople

Reblog status: sick 😎

-🌦️🍭

crevicedwelling

roach and orb

(female Blaptica dubia, orb. 2018)

#bugs #pondering the orb...

homunculus-argument

Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.

lemonlove4467

What if we're both in wheelchairs?

homunculus-argument

You just scoot up your chairs real close to each other and

anyaboz

When you give a void a teapot

teratocybernetics

@slow-motion-shadow it you

#s l o r p #I'm in love with this design such a majestic void!#video #art

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kairithemang0-fm

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

mevil

#the council has assembled

misscromwellsmonocle

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

#art #me getting ready for work

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

stele3

I need people to understand that the “No” should be much, much higher. 50% of children used to die before the age of 15, and we just went thru an airborne global pandemic. Everybody say “thank you” to vaccines and antibiotics, without which probably 75% of us would be dead.

stele3

I do also want to gently take people by the hand when they say stuff like, "I shouldn't be alive" in the tags. Because...yes, you should. That's the beautiful part about being human: we evolved as a social species to take care of one another and modern medicine is a continuation of that evolutionary instinct. There are bones from the cave days that show care and attention were shown to even the most wounded and sickly among us.

From the very beginning of our species, we have been wrestling each other from the jaws of death. You should be alive. We have fought for you to be alive! We will continue to fistfight death for you! We will invent better and better medicine to help the disabled and the chronically sick! This has always been what set our species apart, this determined march against preventable death, and we will march on.

#oh yeah there are a number of things that could have gotten me had it not been for modern medicine #i got a lot of ear infections as a baby. just generally sick a lot as a kid #a couple years ago my appendix committed treason #and then the pandemic kicked off pretty soon after that #thank you modern medicine

itwashotwestayedinthewater

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

druidviolence-deactivated201810

beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want fucking beet root?

itwashotwestayedinthewater

ingredience

dwergas-deactivated20180817

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

itwashotwestayedinthewater

this post is a dream where i killed eveyone else in the dream and i stand victorous

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