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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.
What if we're both in wheelchairs?
You just scoot up your chairs real close to each other and
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When you give a void a teapot
@slow-motion-shadow it you
Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie
The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze
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would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever alive but yeahhhhh
I need people to understand that the “No” should be much, much higher. 50% of children used to die before the age of 15, and we just went thru an airborne global pandemic. Everybody say “thank you” to vaccines and antibiotics, without which probably 75% of us would be dead.
I do also want to gently take people by the hand when they say stuff like, "I shouldn't be alive" in the tags. Because...yes, you should. That's the beautiful part about being human: we evolved as a social species to take care of one another and modern medicine is a continuation of that evolutionary instinct. There are bones from the cave days that show care and attention were shown to even the most wounded and sickly among us.
From the very beginning of our species, we have been wrestling each other from the jaws of death. You should be alive. We have fought for you to be alive! We will continue to fistfight death for you! We will invent better and better medicine to help the disabled and the chronically sick! This has always been what set our species apart, this determined march against preventable death, and we will march on.
aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
beetroot?
you want beetroot?
you want fucking beet root?
ingredience
this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely
this post is a dream where i killed eveyone else in the dream and i stand victorous
see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
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hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
return to me my humble emoticon
11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning
2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"
3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"
"well at least that new medication is working 💀"
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps
what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here
LEAVE ME ALONE
the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
Reblog this loby when they least expect it.
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if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion
oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit
got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
