Hello? Hi. Holá.

Yes, I have. And no I don't need to hear it again.

Happy Father's Day dad.

"You'd think Michael was my son with all of the pictures I have of him." -my mom (at cousins or besties?)

We walked across a bridge in a lightning storm to see the Bearcats at the Ballpark game tonight. #HottestCollegeInAmerica (at Great American Ballpark)

*Talents include sitting at the car repair shop and photoshopping selfies* (at 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏿💁🏾)

There is a lady reading a book called "Dangerous Men" at the Hozier concert. (at The Shoe @ Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati)

Luka is the coolest puppy, he even warned me to put him down before he pooped today!

No makeup days are the best days. Don't even try to fight me on this. (at 🐳💧🐬💦🐟🗾💙🏊🏻🚘💎📘)

It's my favorite boys birthday today, and I know he would be so excited about the new little brother he would have been getting. #dogs (at my buddy is the bomb)

I had such a fantastic morning hanging out with Luka and his beautiful momma Rosie. I can't wait to take him home with me! (at Golden Sport - golden retriever AKC responsible breeder)

I went to a music festival and didn't have a panic attack. Shout out to @walkthemoonband for being amazing. (at Sawyer Point)

Happy birthday to the best dad around. (at blondies are the best sorry dad)

"I strangely like the smell of elephant poop, it's just one of those things." -Evan (at Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden)