Ring-A-Ding-Dumbass

Crying rice

Hypomania Hot Dogs

Shaking Sour Gummy Worms

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

Bro we are stuck here for ever why don’t we just take care of each other like we’re supposed to

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

No YOU live in a society, I’VE got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

The main characters in the last show or movie you watched now have to deep-clean your house for you. How does that go?

Happy disability pride month

if you have a “weird” gender, you are quite literally the definition and example of what trans is, not a bad example, or an outlier. you are the very heart and soul of the experience of transness. keep it up

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway