cringe ass nae nae baby

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

i love being a weird kid who is secretly an even weirder kid

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

my luminous mama

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

I need other trans people to take it seriously when nonbinary people are misgendered