INHUMAN CUPID

Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!

kris come get your weird ass friend

go to discord support ( https://support.discord.com )

sign in or sign up (you do not, and imo should not, use the name and email you use for discord proper. this is a different account; if you've got Firefox, you can use an email relay mask very easily, and the email will end up in your inbox but the site won't know your email from it)

"Submit a request" (at the top)

fill all the dropdowns (I did "Help & Support" -> "Technical Support" -> "Account Settings" -> "[OS type"). it won't let you proceed until you do

Subject line: something about age verification

description box: keep it civil, but be clear. you don't like this, you're not participating, and you're not giving them your money anymore (whether you had nitro or not is irrelevant, remember that you didn't use your actual discord login to get here and they have no way to verify).

some reasons possibly worth mentioning: the insecurity of databases (Discord's had multiple leaks; databases being hacked isn't possible to prevent afaik, it's a matter of mitigation), the dangers of putting one's govt id on such a database, the technical problems people are already experiencing where it's already been established, how it will disrupt communities

be very clear that this is going to cost them money. "I won't use your service anymore" is a common threat ("I'm never shopping here again!") - you need to make them feel that they are losing money just by considering it, and it will get much worse if it's implemented.

my designs for 12 of the care bears :D i’m excited to start using these in future care bear art

i will be doing more soon also!!

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KOSA IS MOVING FORWARD IN THE HOUSE!

It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!

MAKE THOSE PHONES RING!! CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES ALL WEEK

202-224-3121 i HIGHLY encourage everyone to read the bills in the KIDS Act, because you will be doing more than 95% of people who read and introduce these bills

This is Bill HR 7757. It was introduced in March and has gone precisely nowhere since then.

Here is a source on that:

GovTrack gives it a 4% chance of being passed.

Like I NEED to see this guy BEGGING for his life

I need him to curl up and bawl his eyes out because he’s utterly terrified and fully convinced everything is his fault

And he still has a big ass chainsaw BUT he can just barely lift it because all he does is sit and watch cameras all day

Wishful thinking I guess siggghhhh