Be You

u ever see something and just ………….anyway

^^^^^^^^

I should been expecting this, but I wasn't

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

i feel like a lot of people are having a tough time today and i just wanted to send out my love to whoever reads this. i genuinely hope things turn out the way you want them to, and that you all get a break to catch up with yourselves.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

very

That was a wild ride

Oh my god.

Priceless

Writting an essay and getting to the 2nd paragraph