can I just not

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if you mix them together and drink it you immediately grow a second body

Why is he doing that

unrestrained summer fun

he ✨washin✨

id walk the maze barefoot and find the minoutaur and all id do was hold his hand and lead him out into sunlight

Okay dark confession time when I was 13 I got a tumblr bc my mom finally let me have an email, and immediately I ended up in kin tumblr. It's like 2016 for reference. So anyways at the time kindating was still hugely a thing and not particularly thought of as weird as long as you stayed in the bubble of kin blogs. But I was 13 and technically not allowed to date, and frankly was kinning for notoriety in kinblr, until I got messaged abt possibly kindating. I ended up breaking it off w that person but they bought me a Nintendo eshop gift card(which to be fair is the height of romance to a starry eyed barely teen kin blogger on tumblr in 2016, aka me) so I started this get rich quick scheme for Nintendo eshop gift cards from kindating bc I didn't have a PayPal at the time. I'd match kins with people just to kindate them and get a gift card. I think I quit after 3 months and remade my blog. Anyways the eshop is long dead so I can't recreate this scheme even if I wanted to. I refer to this story as kinfishing

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Item: A Terrible Idea

he knows what he did!

reblog if you know what he did

God fucking dammit I knew from the second I saw that second picture he was there, and I still naively thought that maybe, just maybe, I was wrong. Maybe they photoshopped knife cats face onto the dog. Nope. Did the dog have a gun? Nope. was there a body on the background? Nope, but you know who is there? Him. The bastard. The absolute dummy thicc man himself. He had given me the power to kill.

Sounds like he did it to ya