Headcanon: when the family goes out to crowded areas, they have a ‘meet at Rick’ policy if they get lost because he towers over everyone

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

he’s disgusting, he’s repulsive, (I’d fuck him) he’s nasty, he’s not allowed within 20 feet of my property

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

Rick has to be the worst person to cuddle because not only is he the boney-est motherfucker ever but his bones are made of fucking titanium

Shut up, babe. I lied. Put your clothes back on. I have to talk about how Rick Sanchez defeated his greatest enemy (himself) in a single mid-season episode and how that mirrors the real life horror of achieving what you dedicated your life to only to realize that it didn’t fix you, it was your reason for living, and you don’t know how to get better without it.

Maybe I just think this because Rick is my comfort character, but I feel like if Rick wasn't uncomfortable with physical affection, he would give really good hugs.

rick did all his piercings himself in his 30s, piss drunk in grungy bathrooms with sewing needles and safety pins he "sterilized" with his flask. of this i am certain