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I hate to say it, but the straight-washing is insane. I’ll go on this rant and then I promise to be happy again lol.
I’ve thought about all the angles.
Firstly, I know that they’ve been trying to play into the audience of women/afab/fem-presenting people that are attracted to or self-ship with Rick. That being said, it never changed anything for the ones I know for Rick to be into men.
They weren’t scared to give us a little Nimbus x Rick action in the intro sequence, but in s7 they ruined Unity’s character and essentially retconned it as a ‘space woman’ instead of an agender/non-defined entity (I know this could’ve happened by just not knowing the source material for the character but c’mon).
It’s a HIVE-MIND! YOU’RE GONNA HAVE MEN OUTSIDE!
Rick was shown fooling around with all members of Unity without discriminating on age, sex, etc.
On top of that, what happened to Blood Ridge? What happened to that queer rage?
What happened to ‘just fuck and get it over with’, Adderall and barbecue dates, and begging to be a plus 1?
Nah, we’ll just make Curtis date Wong (undecided on if they’re going to make a point about that being a bid for Rick’s attention because he was jealous).
YES. He has a dead wife. I’m not saying he’s not attracted to women, and I’m not saying he won’t continue to pursue them.
BUT, that’s never been his exclusive preference. To pretend that they haven’t confirmed his pansexuality on and off screen would be silly.
What happened to ‘Bisexuality is the baseline in Rick and Morty’?
While I highly doubt it, the only thing I can think is that Rick accidentally removed his queer thoughts when he removed that memory of Diane.
Do they not care about what’s been established about his preferences previously? Are they trying to be palatable to a larger audience with the growing bigotry breaking into the mainstream? Do they not do their research before writing new plots?
Not overlooking that we still have the Beth’s. I’m being dramatic. Let me be dramatic.
Now is a time that’s so important to have queer people on screen.
IDK! :)
🙄
I’ll go on record to say we’re only 3 episodes in, so this could’ve been premature… 🤷🏻♀️
Just now hitting me, but how does Nimbus remember Diane well enough to know what she’d think of Rick in Season 5? Is he an interdimensional being by nature? Do his powers somehow negate the effects of the Omega Device? 🤔
Could Nimbus be the only person in the current universe with tangible memories left of Diane?
Most importantly, are those memories just of ménage à trois, or something deeper?
I hate to say it, but the straight-washing is insane. I’ll go on this rant and then I promise to be happy again lol.
I’ve thought about all the angles.
Firstly, I know that they’ve been trying to play into the audience of women/afab/fem-presenting people that are attracted to or self-ship with Rick. That being said, it never changed anything for the ones I know for Rick to be into men.
They weren’t scared to give us a little Nimbus x Rick action in the intro sequence, but in s7 they ruined Unity’s character and essentially retconned it as a ‘space woman’ instead of an agender/non-defined entity (I know this could’ve happened by just not knowing the source material for the character but c’mon).
It’s a HIVE-MIND! YOU’RE GONNA HAVE MEN OUTSIDE!
Rick was shown fooling around with all members of Unity without discriminating on age, sex, etc.
On top of that, what happened to Blood Ridge? What happened to that queer rage?
What happened to ‘just fuck and get it over with’, Adderall and barbecue dates, and begging to be a plus 1?
Nah, we’ll just make Curtis date Wong (undecided on if they’re going to make a point about that being a bid for Rick’s attention because he was jealous).
YES. He has a dead wife. I’m not saying he’s not attracted to women, and I’m not saying he won’t continue to pursue them.
BUT, that’s never been his exclusive preference. To pretend that they haven’t confirmed his pansexuality on and off screen would be silly.
What happened to ‘Bisexuality is the baseline in Rick and Morty’?
While I highly doubt it, the only thing I can think is that Rick accidentally removed his queer thoughts when he removed that memory of Diane.
Do they not care about what’s been established about his preferences previously? Are they trying to be palatable to a larger audience with the growing bigotry breaking into the mainstream? Do they not do their research before writing new plots?
Not overlooking that we still have the Beth’s. I’m being dramatic. Let me be dramatic.
Now is a time that’s so important to have queer people on screen.
IDK! :)
🙄
jerry you can't say that

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you stress the modifier (rick) while i stress the adjective (morty)
front bottoms x rick and morty
this is still my favorite thing ever
thank you @the1realricksanchez, you were the niche target audience i was attempting to reach.
the guy in the jacked up truck behind me when i have the audacity to not go 45 miles over the speed limit at 7am:
the audacity of that motherfucker to take the second milkshake.
GLUTTON!
Canon eye colour reveal?
I’ve been theorizing that Rick Prime never left his Diane, and instead she left him. That’s why he erased her, just like when C-137 rejected him and he tried to kill him. He can’t handle rejection in any form.
The fact that he made giant Diane robots that are forced to protect him— some even without mouths— hints that he was probably abusive and controlling, fantasizing about a version of Diane he could control completely; a version of Diane that literally revolved around him; a version of Diane that couldn’t disagree.
Erasing her from infinity had nothing to with revenge on other Ricks who chose their families (or maybe even C-137) at all.
Maybe erasing her from infinity was the only way for Prime to control her forever, even her memory; even who could be with her in any conceivable universe.
We’ve had confirmation that Diane was smarter than the audience knows. What if she was a threat?

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I hate to say it, but I don't think Morty would've been THAT much better off without Rick. If Rick never showed up, his parents would've kept neglecting him, his classmates would've kept ignoring him, and he would've grown up to be a sad, lonely adult with a dead-end job and a vague sense of bitterness toward the people who wronged him.
That doesn't mean Rick's abuse was GOOD for him, but Rick didn't exactly barge into a happy childhood, either. Morty was doomed to be a non-factor in everyone's lives.
rink and forty plushies! 😁
Oooohhh @elphabaoftheopera I love these!
Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, and have your followers choose their favorite then tag 10 people.
10 Favorites
M*A*S*H
Inuyasha
Community
Murder, She Wrote
Taskmaster
Bob’s Burgers
Midsummer Murders
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Good Place
QI (Quite Interesting)
Tagging 10:
@dawnrider @fawn-eyed-girl @loudsandwichstudent @chocolate-mallowmelt @wolfcry77 @mounted-archer @taryn-artistic-optimism @starryjunenights @artistefish @ruddcatha
10 favorites
steven universe
rick and morty
family guy
american dad
south park
tenchi muyo/universe
spongebob squarepants
teen titans
adventure time
the owl house
results
i only put "results" as an option so i can see the results on my own polls'.
i tag: @jamssim @oldsonganddance @xardigrade @uniraccorn @thesoftboiledegg @berkfrye @semendiee @cosmicdumbasss @nellynutellyspagelly @kopetic
Thanks for the tag! These are my favorites:
Which show is your favorite?
Rick and Morty
Moral Orel
Futurama
The Simpsons
Metalocalypse
Breaking Bad
The Sopranos
Disenchantment
Star Trek: Voyager
Better Call Saul
Tagging: @lavender-bong-water @picturejasper20 @starslite @dirty-bear-rick-sanchez @fandomwe1rd0
Thanks for the tag!
Which is your favourite?
Rick and Morty
Red Dwarf
Steven Universe
The IT Crowd
Friday Night Dinner
Futurama
Solar Opposites
Inside Job
Taskmaster
This Country
I’ll tag @hazelnut-u-out, @tapacamino, @invisiblegarabgetruck, @punksinspace
omg thank you for tagging me! this is so fun. :p
Which is your favorite?
Adventure Time
Shameless (US)
Final Space
The Office (US)
Spongebob Squarepants
Rick and Morty
Steven Universe
Sherlock Holmes (Granada)
Solar Opposites
Fionna and Cake
i’ll tag @joycew-blog @itsstilltru @blue-rick24 @avaisnerdytoo
don’t want to double-tag people so i’m only doing 4! 😅
I love when he’s just sitting down being a bum
Old habits die hard.

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rick and morty are love/hate best friends because rick sanchez developmentally functions at the social level of a 14 year old.
i said what i said.
I love that they’re putting him in different outfits this season