1d af

i think its cool when people are in like a throuple. like i mean polycules are fine and all but i just think the throuple is a neat form. its sort of lindy. its like the 1920s. you can imagine explaining it to your grandma. like theres a certain straightforwardness. an intimacy. a triangle is the softest shape you know...i meant to say strongest but i like this better actually

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

it is, of course, objectifying and misogynist for a female love interest to have big boobs. but naturally it's also creepy and pedo-coded for a female love interest to have small boobs. so really the only feminist way to have a romance movie is for both the romantic leads to be men

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

C'MON GOLDEN POTATO ...

Please do your job

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