soy inútil

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

Not realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person

It’s so stupid it might just work and I hate it

ah yes, the pizza party model

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

there are foods here that i would eat, but i would never say “awakening” instead of “keylime pie”

This is West LA in a fucking nutshell.

The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

Olive oil dip with bread should be classified as a schedule one narcotic.

if you set a bowl of fresh berries in front of me i will start eating and will not stop. hundreds of millions of years of evolutionary instinct has already taken over my brain and the ghosts of 500 generations of my hunter-gatherer ancestors are all screaming and sobbing with joy at the sight