Love, you make the stars shine bright

It’s okay to message me a paragraph of how much you’re obsessed with me

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you