What is a name?

tumblr is the funniest social media bc when you get a follower on tumblr your reaction isnt "oh cool a follower" its "wtf someone followed me¿¿ 🤨 sus... time for a background check"

The scene in tkm where Andrew puts a knife to Kevin’s side immediately after he starts to say something against Neil wanting to go on a vacation, will always be dear to me. Like Kevin man come on, be so fr right now. You’re telling me you want to look neil in the eye—the kid who just got brutally tortured and almost killed by his own father and his fathers people—and tell him he can’t go on a a little mountain getaway with the people he cares about the most?? I would’ve put a knife to his side as well, like bitch sit the fuck down and shut up like a good boy.

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

does my wasted potential turn you on

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

I really really need to see the art where Andrew holds a racquet up to his phone to take a picture of Neil.

You can always tell when someone's monolingual from the way they hear someone say "this other language has a specific word for this extremely specific thing/tool/phenomenon/circumstance that would take an entire paragraph to explain in a different language", and assume that it means "this specific thing cannot be described or explained in any other language", and answer it with "that's not true! I can just take an entire paragraph to explain it."