carpe omnia

Just shut up and watch

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

White people about to be mad af reblog

I swear if you don’t unmute this I’m going to be really upset

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE. Name: Alice Park Birth Date: July 5 1990 Current Location: at the office--but not the same one from 9 years ago Hair Color: it’s been colored/lightened to a blonde balayage! Righty/Lefty: mostly right. I’vev lost a lot of my ambidexterity :( LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE. Your fear: abandonment, becoming severely disabled in some way that I can’t cope with or rehabilitate myself from, losing my memories/mind Your dream of a perfect date: one that I haven’t planned out and where he leads me through the date. Something fun and engaging (amusement park, crabbing, arcade) but also has to involve food at some point. LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW. Your thoughts first waking up: how much do I realllllly need this job rn, I want to sleep for the rest of the day Your best physical feature: Honestly not sure. My lips? My butt? I have decent skin now, too! Your bed time: I’ve loosely told myself I’d sleep by 11pm. last night I fell asleep a little after 4am. I usually fall asleep around 1am. Your most missed memory: crabbing and catching a lot in the summer. beach house trips with the “Kappas.” first falling in love with Mason. LAYER 4: YOUR PICK. Pepsi or Coke: in a bottle, pepsi. at restaurants, coke. this hasn’t changed for some reason. McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonald's! Single or Group Dates: now that i’m a bit older and am 5-years into a long-term relationship, group! Adidas or Nike: nike Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla. i can’t believe i put chocolate before?? Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, still. i love tea, and matcha lattes, though. LAYER 5: DO YOU. Smoke: hookah, yes. everything else no. Curse: every damn day son :/ Take showers: who.. doesn’t..? although i will say i don’t shower every <24 hours. it’s more like 36-48 hours. Have a crush: my boyfriend! Like(d) school: 2009: love/hate. love for the friends & funny professors, hate for the work. 2019: maybe it’s like reminiscing after a bad relationship, but i actually do miss learning and being in school. i think about going back to get another degree in marine biology or something. Believe in yourself: yes. Believe what goes around comes around: i reeeeally want to. and in some cases i do believe it did. but there are frustrating cases where the best people still remain stuck in the worst situations, and vice versa. Believe everything happens for a reason: yes, but the reason is sometimes stupid or not really anything substantial. Think you’re a health freak: not at all. i really should be.  LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH. Gone to the mall: i actually can’t remember. i did all my shopping online. Been on stage: not on stage, but i did perform singing/piano. with my a cappella group, and also for an office party. Eaten sushi: yes, from murasaki in fairfax, and the tuna looked *really* weird. it was actually really unappetizing and i don’t want it again for a while. Been hurt: physically i’ve gotten bumps and bruises. emotionally i’ve gotten butthurt over small things because i’m a sensitive pos.  Dyed your hair: yes! LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER. Played a stripping game: nah Kissed the same sex: nope Changed who you were to fit in: yes - my boyfriend’s family is rather on the conservative side and they’ve got manners, whereas i’m rather liberal and have no couth. LAYER 8: GETTING OLD. Age you’re hoping to be married by: lmao i said 28 before and i’m 29 now, still unmarried. i’m really hoping i get married when i’m about 33-35. Number of kids you’re planning on having: i’m actually not sure. it will either be 0 or 4. no in between. LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY. Best eye color: i don’t care too much for green eyes, but blue and brown are quite nice. Best hair color: historically i’ve been attracted to dark-haired guys. i’m with a blonde now though! Short or long hair: Short plz. Fat or fit: Fit. Looks or personality: personality for sure. Fun or serious: fun! LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING. 1 MINUTE AGO: this survey 1 HOUR AGO: complaining that it was barely lunch time, while at the same time griping about having to diet lol. 1 WEEK AGO: got the day off work so i’m pretty sure i just slept all day. 1 YEAR AGO: according to my photos i went to iron age in centreville, but i really don’t remember. LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE. I FEEL: antsy I HATE: things not moving fast enough I HIDE: my tummy in high-waist pants I NEED: to loose weight I LOVE: food