Wild Card

MITSUNARI

“if he makes you happy, then you should go for it.”

heartbroken and jealous, but hides it very well

tries his best to be supportive of mc and her relationship

remains civil towards the other man at all time

has contemplated sabotaging the relationship, but stopped himself once he realized that mc’s happiness mattered to him more than his own

OTA

feelings of jealousy and envy towards the couple

which he disguises by teasing them constantly

starts subconsciously creating art revolving around the situation

tries to spend as much time as possible overseas in order to avoid them

would not attend the wedding

MAMORU

never thought he deserved mc in the first place

doesn’t resent the other man as much as he resents himself

the only bidder who’s actually genuinely happy for the couple and genuinely wishes the best for them

but finds any excuse to touch mc, even just for a brief second

SHUICHI

strong feeling of loss

feels incredibly stupid for letting some woman make him feel that way

happy for the couple but..

“i’m sure she’ll leave him eventually.”

loses feelings for mc fairly quickly, only to have them crash into him all at once when mc hugs him at her wedding

HIKARU

strong feelings of adversity and jealousy

“i didn’t deserve her anyways”

i could see him as the type who’d start ignoring mc after she rejects him

wants to wish the best for her, but really can’t

breakup songs on loop for months

LUKE

genuinely happy for mc

begins spending more time at his clinic in order to avoid the couple

noticeably passive agressive towards the other man

would frequently check up on mc to make sure she’s okay

RHION

complete and utter heartbreak

happy for mc and feels like a terrible person for wishing ill on the man she loves

frequent dreams about her

BABA

repeatedly shouts “good morning” every morning into the penthouse main living area until someone says it back

stays up till midnight to be the first person to wish his friend happy birthday

burns sage in the penthouse after every fight

ignores people who’s zodiac sign he doesn’t like

OTA

will shout “LEAVE ME ALONE” during an argument, but expects the other person to chase after him after he runs out of the hotel

if you didn’t wish him happy birthday on his birthday, he won’t wish it to you on yours

if mc starts dating another bidder, he will blast “you belong with me” by taylor swift and stare into her eyes while she’s cuddling up with her s/o

if mc raves about a celebrity, he will go out of his way to find dirt on them through his connections and leak it to the media

MAMORU

writes his name on his lighter ‘cause he’s sick of people stealing it

holds a grudge against people who answer the question “how are you?” with “i’m good, thank you” instead of “i’m good, you?”

charges people if they want to use his data

purposefully bumps into the people he doesn’t like

SHUICHI

buys every type of omamori on new years

has a 15 step bedtime routine that he does every night without fault

rolls his eyes dramatically whenever eisuke opens his mouth

calls mc’s mom whenever she does something stupid

shouts “you know, what? i never liked you anyways” after someone rejects him/does him wrong

HIKARU

refuses to walk any more than five minutes

throws electronics across the room whenever they crash on him

sends you wikiHow articles like “how to be a good friend” or “how to apologize” whenever you get into a fight

slams the door before ending EVERY argument

LUKE

sends people “get well soon” cards if he doesn’t like their attitude

if you took twenty minutes to reply to his text message, he’ll take twenty minutes to reply to yours even if he saw it the second you sent it

collects castles just because

takes x-rays of people he doesn’t like just to destroy them

RHION

names inanimate objects

calls mc five minutes after she’s left for work to tell her he misses her

customizes his cooking utensils even tho he never cooks

SORYU

only if you’re good friends

if not, it’s probably best to find someone else

although he’s really neat

and respectful

and he’ll probably never bring anyone over

he’s very recluse

to a point where you might feel a little uncomfortable around him because he’s just so quiet

he probably doesn’t trust you either

however, if you’re friends

he’s a fantastic roommate

will let you borrow all of his things/lend you money whenever you need it

gives rly good advice

but might blow up the kitchen every couple months

owns a lot of guns so if ur the type of person who’s uncomfortable with having firearms at home

you might wanna have a chat with him

but hey at least you won’t need a guard dog?

MITSUNARI

yes!

great roommate

really organized

great listener

has really cool stories to tell

and really funny

super fun to go shopping with

doesn’t mind picking up after chores if you’re busy

will never forget your birthday, this guy is always looking for a reason to celebrate

literally always there for you

“hey baba, i’m at [name of place] would you mind picking me up?”

the answer will most definitely be yes or “i’m on my way”

however, he will insist on you guys hosting a party at every occasion you get

and you’ll definitely cave because you feel bad

and the parties will always end with you locking yourself in your bedroom while some strangers are having sex in the room right besides yours

OTA

sure?

there are pros and cons to rooming with him

he’s really fun to be around

funny sarcastic guy

isn’t afraid to speak his mind, which is very useful

“your shirt is ugly, go change”

doesn’t mind doing the easier chores like laundry either

will watch almost any movie with you

really fun to gossip with lmao

and he’s hardly ever home in the afternoon, so you get to come home to a quiet apartment which is always nice

but

he’s still a celebrity

there will be crazy obsessive fans standing outside the apartment complex once in a while

you might even start to get bombarded with paparazzi (especially if you’re a girl)

also he can’t cook and clean for shit

and he’s super grumpy in the morning

MAMORU

lol no (but he’d be a cool neighbour)

messy as hell

can’t cook or clean even if his life depended on it

he smokes and he’s too lazy to go outside or on the balcony

so the place smells like shit

totally the type to leave the tap water running when he brushes his teeth

always forgets to put the toilet seat down

kind of a hoarder but not because he gets attached to thing, but because he’s too lazy to throw them out

and his room is disgusting

but on the bright side

he’s relatively friendly

plus he sleeps a lot, so he won’t bother you

nor will he bring random people over

in fact, he’s as antisocial as you are

“hey mamo, we’ve been invited to a party! that hardly ever happens”

“nice, we’re skippin’ it right?”

“oh yeah, for sure”

oh and he’ll always cover for you

“[your name]? yeah, sorry, she can’t make it, she’s real sick today”

you’ll definitely become bff’s

SHUICHI

maybe

he’s really antisocial

he’s super curt

shit tone of house rules

like you do the dishes on wednesday, he does the laundry on tuesday, you can’t play music at loud volume on sunday nights..

and he’ll nag you all day for the smallest things

which can get really annoying

but

once you get close to him, he’s really cool

great listener

rly smart

surprisingly talkative if he likes u

loves playing chess with you (even tho he always wins)

loves trying out new hobbies

will go to yoga class with u if you ask

plus he’s obviously super neat and organized

and he’s a halfway decent cook!

HIKARU

unless he’s in love with you, i don’t recommend it

because once he gets comfortable

he’s fucking rude

will pick a fight with you over literally anything

the amount audacity he has will astound you

ridiculously picky about everything

always whining about everything???

if he isn’t satisfied with something you did (whether that’d be making lunch or moping the bathroom floor), he will pick up the tools and do it himself

wants to be in control of everything in the household

anything you want to do has to go through him

doesn’t let you have people over

etc etc etc

however, if he’s in love with you

… he’ll be the same

he’ll just be rude affectionate rather than rude rude, y’a know?

LUKE

sure, why not?

very quiet

very polite

quite friendly too

will give you medical advice if you need it

and surprisingly good at installing furniture

never brings people over

never throws parties

will pay for the entirety of the rent if you let him take x-ray’s of you

usually just locks himself in his room all day and reads medical journals

can’t cook or clean tho

not like he eats much

you might get into an argument or two over his diet (or rather, lack of a diet)

honestly isn’t home much because of his job

RHION

yes but it requires patience

really shy at first

might not talk to you, or only talk to you as the mad hatter for the first few days

but once he meets you as rhion, he’s a total sweetheart

you’ll have literally the most fun together

loves having tea parties with you

loves to bake with you

loves to play just dance/karaoke with you

will help you pull off pranks on your neighbors

the king of super random traditions

like sweets sunday or playing the post it note prank on each other every year for labor day

can’t cook, but is a surprisingly good cleaner

and a fantastic listener

look forward to mini therapy sessions together every few days

and trips to the ice cream parlor every time you had a bad day

SORYU

likes to spoon you and wrap his arm around your waist

nuzzles his face in ur neck or rests his chin on your head

sometimes he’ll fall asleep on your titties if you let him

cuz he’s a possessive perv even in his sleep

really light sleeper

so d o n t move

or he will wake up in a panic thinking something’s going on

MITSUNARI

fav sleeping position is hugging, facing with each other with your legs intertwined

he loves gazing at you in the morning, since he always wakes up before you

sometimes you’ll spoon too

actually really enjoys being the little spoon

but you can’t tell anyone that

might wake you up to ask some random philosophical question

“psst, princess?”

“hmm?”

“why do humans wear clothes, but no other species do?”

“i don’t know, baba, why do you still wear that stupid fedora? now go back to sleep.”

OTA

you’ll probably fall asleep alone because of his weird work hours

but don’t worry, i promise he’ll join you once he’s done :)

if he’s really tired, he’ll sleep on his stomach and not touch you at all

but if not, he’ll fall asleep on top of you and wraps his arms behind your back

and bury his face in those titties lmao

won’t hesitate to shove you off the bed if you flail around too much

MAMORU

depends

sometimes you’ll just spoon

other times you’ll hug facing each other

and if you’re sleeping on a couch or a small bed, you’ll fall asleep on top of him

holds your boobs/ass while you sleep cuz he likes to

snores lol

so good luck

SHUICHI

loves to h*ld h*nds at night 🥺🥺

most nights you’ll sleep on this chest, with your hand on his shoulder and his over it

other nights he’ll spoon you and you’ll hold hands while you spoon

he’s creepily still when he sleeps

so sometimes you wonder if he died 😀

“.. shuichi?”

“hmm?”

“oh good, you’re not dead.”

HIKARU

insists he doesn’t like to cuddle

but if you don’t

prepare for an earful the next morning

“wHy dOn’t yOu giVe mE anY aFfeCtiOn aT niGhT?”

enjoys having you sleep on his chest because he usually sleeps in the starfish position

loves being little spoon but will never admit it

moves around a lot in his sleep???

kicks off the sheets at night

hogs the sheets

takes up 99.9% of the bed space

he’s the worst

but u still love him <3

LUKE

sleeps like a goddamn log

doesn’t move a muscle

kind of looks like a corpse if he’s sleeping on his back

doesn’t sleep with any pillows or blankets

it kinda of weirds you out at first

but you soon get used to it

kinda nice because he never tries to hog the covers

preferred sleeping position is you on his chest/shoulder

or hugging

since his body temperature is on the lower side, he’s really nice to hug during the summer

RHION

super cuddly

he’ll sleep in any position as long as he gets to hold you

usually you’ll hug or you’ll sleep on his shoulder

if you try to let go during the night, he’ll whine and pull you back